he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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