Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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