Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
