Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
