If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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