: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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