She's JV to your varsity
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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