i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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