In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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