what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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