I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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