i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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