he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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