About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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