I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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