He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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