Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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