Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She told me I should be a condom model.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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