I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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