Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Everything about him screamed your future.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize