its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
no you cant smoke seaweed
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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