There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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