Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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