Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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