have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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