I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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