How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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