READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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