I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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