Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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