You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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