just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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