Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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