have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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