he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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