We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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