If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You are the jesus of drinking
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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