i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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