Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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