belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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