For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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