I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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