I hate all girls vehemently.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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