The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wish they made helmets for livers.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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