i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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