She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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