So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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