There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
from now on my penis is your penis
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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