I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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