so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
The best revenge is premature balding
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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