I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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