dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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