It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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