What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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