How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
