Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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